Hilarity upon hilarity, kiddies. One of the douches from Jay Louis’ book, Hot Chicks with Douchebags is suing Jay Louis and Simon & Schuster for his appearance in the book. The list of accusations, though, are far more damning than his appearance in the book: couched in the legalese is the sense that even his lawyers think that this guy’s a total douche. Complaints such as:
“Plaintiff has been, and continues to be the subject of ridicule in that he has been, is now, and continues to be called a Douchebag by friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employers and strangers alike.”
Your honor, it sounds like to me that this is a stunning case of if it smells like a douchebag (which is to say, Axe Body Spray), looks like a douchebag, well, Occam’s Razor would have us believe that this motherfucker’s genuinely a douchebag. After all, do you really think a lot of strangers have read Hot Chicks with Douchebags, and remembered his face? Or is it more likely that he’s just a douchebag?
Read more HERE!
“Hot Chicks with Douchebags” is an awesome site. It has the FuckingInappropriate.com stamp of approval for calling flagrant douchebaggery for what it is.
Anyone that affected deserves to be slandered. They’re doing it to be seen in public, so “privacy” arguments shouldn’t even apply. I find it hard to believe that no one ever called him a douchebag before he wound up in a book about it. Nobody writes a book about something without knowing what it is, and they certainly don’t include examples of things that are NOT that thing.
I totally agree with Admin. Obviously the guy had to have known what he was getting his image published for. Besides, if being a douchebag is that big of a problem for him, then maybe he should…oh i don’t know…STOP BEING A DOUCHEBAG!