FRIENDS OF THE FAMILY MEGA-POST!

30 09 2008

As some of you may know, I had the distinct pleasure of living with 3 of my best friends in the world for the last couple of years. Now, one of them, Nick, has started an interweb funny site! I’ve watched everything they’ve thrown out so far, and it is good stuff. Here’s a link to their videos, and embedded is my personal favorite. 

If you need me, I’ll just be drinking a Powerman 5000. Followed by a Boba in the Sarlacc.

- HPH (HIS POLYGONAL HIGHNESS) OUT.





Diesel Makes Totally SFW (Safe for Work) Porno

30 09 2008

Here’s a link to the video. It’s kind of…awesome? Also, sleazy.

PLUS: 

A clever edit of a PSA on porn. Hey, when in Rome. George Putnam, speak!





No Heroics – A Comedy About Off-Duty Superheroes

27 09 2008

Embedded above is a trailer for the British comedy TV show “No Heroics.” It concerns 4 down on their luck superheroes. It looks pretty great. You can read more about the show here, at the Wired Underwire.





Head of Skate – The Sarah Palin Story!

26 09 2008

This is pretty hilarious. A fake Disney movie trailer for the Sarah Palin story, entitled “Head of Skate.” It’s really quite good.

Link to the BoingBoing story.





Michael Reed’s “Flame Warriors.”

25 09 2008

Here’s an amusing way to pass an hour or so: perusing the fine illustrations and descriptions of different approaches to the internet’s favorite activity, arguing. LINK

Personally, every time I get irritated enough to want to post somewhere, I wait about a minute, and realize that that would be the dumbest thing I could probably do. But since trolling and Anonymous are getting so much attention in the media these days, it can’t hurt to be well informed on their combat-styles, for when YOU start getting trolled. 

I’m not going to offer a lot of condescension for the trolls, because I can see how it could be funny for a little while… but come on, in general, actually investing emotions and time in the internet? That’s a sucker’s bet, kiddies. Doesn’t matter which side you’re on.

Ugh. I feel dirty even bothering to post on this stuff, but the drawings are pretty amusing. Spend an hour with them, but no more, you’ll end up wanting a shower.





I WROTE NICK A POEM

24 09 2008

Yep. I wrote Nick a poem. Rights reserved under a Creative Commons license. 

Meandering Poem.

EDIT: Went back through and edited a lot of the fifth part, which I didn’t like as much as the rest of the poem. Oh well, not everything one writes while intoxicated comes out brilliant. Now, after judicious use of the delete key, I am happier with it.





Controversy Over “Watchmen”

20 09 2008

Fox and Warner are duking it out (legally speaking) over the new Zack Snyder flick “Watchmen.” I have to admit, I’m a little excited to see it, despite the fact it’s a Zack Snyder flick. Visually it looks pretty amazing. Anyhow, you can read about the case here: Battle Over “Watchmen” Surrounds a Producer





Teen Arrested for Wearing Baggy Pants

19 09 2008

You have got to be kidding me. A kid. Was arrested. For HIS PANTS. That is ridiculous. No, that’s beyond ridiculous. That’s…TADAH! unconstitutional, as a judge has ruled. Sweet fucking god, what kind of nation are we? Arresting people for their pants? What is next, I ask you? WHAT IS NEXT? LINK1, LINK2





Katt Williams- American Hustlin’

15 09 2008

Katt Williams. Rick Ross. Hilarity. 





Matt Damon on Sarah Palin

15 09 2008

God-DAMN but Matty boy rips into her but good! Describing her aspirations as a “bad Disney movie” is one of the funniest, and disturbingly accurate caricatures of her I’ve ever heard.